Marry me?

Conversation with my 3 year old son this weekend.

Me - "I love you, Buddy."
L - "I love you, too, Mom. I want to marry you."
Me - " Very sweet, but I can't marry you."
L - "Why not?
Me - "I am already married to Daddy"
L - "Next time, don't marry him so you can marry me."

Okee dokee, then. ;)