I learned this week that pie is meant to be eaten slowly. Enjoyed with a fork. Every bite savored.
It is not meant to be slurped. Not meant to go in your nose and you definitely should not try to consume an entire one in 90 seconds against 5 men. Beasts, I tell you.
For some crazy reason...I'm crying peer pressure, I was
It was all for a good cause. At least, that's what they told me. We had a tailgate party at church this weekend. What were we tailgating for you might wonder? For the heck of it. We tailgate for every sport known to man, why not for church? It was a great opportunity to hang out and get to know each other better. So, that's what we did. We hung out and then people laughed at the only woman in the pie eating contest. It was
All in all, I learned another lesson - So, let it be said in right here in black and white. That I will never. Ever. EVER. Participate in a pie eating contest again. It was in my nose, it was the longest 90 seconds of my life and I almost threw up about 3 times. I'm not sure I will ever look at apple pie the same again.
I will say that my pie was the neatest of them all and if there were a prize for NOT making a colossal mess, I would have won, thankyouverymuch.
For More lessons learned this week head over to Musings of Housewife.